Another Top Ten Tuesday, with me being a little late to the game. (By the way, Top Ten Tuesday is hosted by the fantabulous The Broke and the Bookish, of which I am a regular contributor. This week's topic: top ten books I'll never read. Maybe. Probably. Never is a long time!
1. Freedom by Jonathan Franzen. Just because I'm not interested and it is long.
2. The Two Towers and The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien. Sorry fantasy fans! I managed to make my way through The Fellowship of the Ring, barely. I don't think I'm going to be able to tackle these two and get farther than the first chapter.
3. Anything by Ann Coulter. She is scary and mean.
4. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I really didn't like The Fountainhead, and I heard this is that but longer and with different characters. No thank you.
5. Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Neitzche. Not into the whole "God is dead" thing. Or books about philosophy, really.
6. Cutting for Stone by Abraham Verghese. I technically started this one and almost got 80 pages or so in, and I had to stop and return it to the store. Not because it was bad, but because, again, I just didn't care. Or have the time required to read the 600-something pages.
7. I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max. The idea of reading something so sexist repulses me.
8. Anything by Chelsea Handler. I think she's super annoying and not funny.
9. Bieber the Biography (I have no idea what it's actually called). Seriously, do I need to tell you why?
10. Along with Bieber bio, I'll say Miles to Go by Miley Cyrus. Again, I don't think I need to give you my reasoning.
And there you have it. What are your top ten?